Random thought. Was jack and the beanstalk merely a foreshadowing of viagra?

Hey douchebag on a train. Yay.

Wow. Phone audition today? Was that what that was?

Well just saw a couple of guys who were arrested off the red line...

Time to get some sun this weekend.

Probably one of the funniest things i have ever been mistaken for... A soldier.

Bein a geek at chicago comics.

Lol there is a person on the train looking very serious. But their mouth is covered with powdered sugar and i don't think she knows.

Wow. I am actually looking at someone who owns a unicycle and is taking it on the el. props!

What more is there to say when i feel you already wrote my lines in the script?

Dear lincoln park... plz Do away with the umbrella dance.

LEEROYYY... JENKINS!

A burger sounds so good right now...

Back from acen.... 16000 People and i got sick. Sent home from work even!

Is the internet too much of a self fulfilling prophecy?

To the four or five dudes who decided to gawk as one ogling mass and yell at the woman across the street for half a block... Douchebags.

I really wish i could step out of my body and have a dialogue...

And so i begin a new journey alone... on no one's word but my own.

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. There is no thrice.

The past few days equals turbulent skies, space cowboy.